saturday farmer's market

/bark bark bark

aunty belle took me to one of her favorite saturday stops: the winter park farmers market. the puppy above exhibits the same enthusiasm i had with the sites and smells.......

(soft) grrrrrr....awwww isnt your *tiny yappy hairy useless* doggie cute..can i pet you, er, i mean him? howl!

down from jawja! the ultimate ambassadors. peaches, peaches, love dem georgia peaches! "cuz, florda ernges and jawja peaches when they nice and ripe they the best fer eatin"

"finally! the barbeque trailer just pulled up! Mom, you've got cash, right?"

jars of zinnias. seriously homey comfort imagery.

dear God i am hairy. and hot. get me back to my air conditioned condo you dolt. and ditch the pink leash. and get my perrier. NOW! now, i say!

slimy good fun for everyone. it's okra! i feel gumbo and football weather comin....

the jaunty bachelor scams on all the ladies around him. "nice legs ya got there, lady. are those your real breasts? wait! where ya goin?"

"you want change for a thousand dollar bill? hey, wait a minute....."

love is a many splendored thing, cold nose to the butt not withstanding.

"i am so darn cute that i make my person look better! the green sandals and red toenails? there's a limit to my charm, mate!"

enjoying a "drink" ....aunty belle style.

"rescue me! i want to run with the big dogs, and escape my life of leopard skin pouffy beds and diamond collars. help me! seriously, man. don't leave me!"

peruilewaite? is that you? seems like you'd be happier!

fresher than the jaunty bachelor beagle!

the man who fled france because of the taxation! welcome aboard, frenchie.

"they say all women love chocolate....now, which end to mount."

the look back, through exotic orchids. thanks aunty belle!

/grrrrrrrrrrr

mayden. man ray

/bark bark bark

for the final tribute to my mayden, on our last day of the 30 won in a poetry duel, i offer a crib on possibly one of the most recognizable photographs of a favorite muse of all time:

...."To the normal photographic print Ray has added two violin 'f' holes, pointing out the resemblance between the shape of her back and the body of a violin. The dress and pose for this picture are clearly modelled on those of the main figure in the well-known painting by Ingres, his Turkish Bath...."

/grrrrrrrrrr

10 Comments:

Percival said...
Cool. I've run into a blog that uses that same image for her icon, I hadn't known what it was...

10:22 AM
Mayden's Voyage said...
This is beautiful! Thank you :)

You have made this one of the most lovely experiences I've ever had...and I think I need to thank Percy for starting it all!

*Thank you Percy! And Cosmo too*

K9- you really are special.
All I ever hoped for was a drawing like the one you did for Lux! :)
You know- a girl, on a boat, with a dog :)
Heavens- you have wayyy out done yourself. Thank you, thank you, thank you :)

one more time
***SMOOCH***
:)

10:31 AM
Aunty Belle said...
DAwg , you and photshop is one cool duo!!

12:34 PM
X. Dell said...
Solarized Mayden. Cool. Classic. Almost as good as the real thing (i.e. a Cora with f-holes).

6:42 PM
Bird said...
this one's pretty good - but really, it's hard to decide which is the "best" or rather - which is my favorite.

good news at my roost - come on by - words and PHOTOS are up- first full installment anyways.

6:56 PM
ThursdayNext said...
A Lovely Way to End, Dear Rottiepup!

7:07 PM
schaumi said...
once again, wow!

Cora's head looks quite at home on that body. You have mad photoshop skills..

7:17 PM
firebird said...
They're all fabulous! And this one is truly classy. Looks like Mayden is all you could ever ask for in a muse!

8:03 PM
Mr Q said...
K9, executive producer of LGW II.
Coming soon to DVD. Jeez dawg, you put all the rest of us guys to shame with your attention to detail and selflessness. I am on my way to Home Depot to get you the biggest IAMS bag I can fit on the trunk of the A3.

7:06 AM
Enemy of the Republic said...
Let's put it in the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York. After all, it belongs there.

Thursday Night Studio

Cheney's Sock Puppet #2

will be your weekend anchor. K9 is out on patrol. Todays photo essay is dedicated to Aisha, Mohammad's 9 year old wife, Salman Rushdie, Theo van Gogh, Danish cartoonists, American and Iraqi soldiers, and a couple of zillion other infidels.

"But sock puppet! You and your homies created these monsters with your money and support years ago! You educated UBL for God's sake!"

No, dear readers, we didn't have sock puppets like myself for the last 1400 years. But at one point, we did have to choose between two monsters, and then the whole thing went topsy turvy. What remained constant was the driving force behind the monsters. And as far as educating UBL, I agree, let's don't keep making that mistake! If the puppet were in charge, these kind of guys would be out of our universities so fast ivory towers would crumble from the force of wind spinning off their speedy removal.

"What about the Christian fanatics, puppet?" Well, from what I can tell, you have a better chance of keeping your head attached to your neck in a country based on Judeo-Christian ideals if you, say, commit adultery, be gay, or write, draw or sing outrageously offensive things against the Christian faith or America. Enough! The puppet will deal with the arguments as they come.

Even if we could instantly correct our flaws as a nation, no matter who is in charge, no matter how tolerant we become, this is not going away:














That concludes todays program. Enjoy your weekend.
Photos courtesy of LGF, Michelle Malkin, and Michael Yon

Cheney's Sock Puppet #1

will be your guest host tonight. For your consideration, a photo essay on how hearts and minds are not won. Many people, including those who would agree with the anti bush crowd in principle, cannot identify with the kind of statements that are about to follow. So when the Rev starts talkin' Hitler, K9 and others like him are lost to his voice. For they are impeached as well for their association.



The great protestors were classy. Contained. Clear. Think of Malcolm in his suit, looking good and speaking like a king.
No excuses and better than they had to be. Not just criticism all the time but offering a vision that spoke to the human spirit. And when history reels run back Martin and Gandhi or Mother Theresa they look solid, secure and patient. Going on about the business of whatever they think is right in spite of the state.

Thinking about hearts and minds in this way got K9 to thinking. And was he was disappointed with his debut in blogland, "guns blazing" as Ben said. And knowing fully now that the history reel of K9 is going to play on forever in the ether.

The essay continues:






I'm confused do they want peace or Benzes?



the toilet in the background is a sweet gift of irony, isn't it?



And the most egregious of all. This damn dog cant spell.



Please direct all inquires to Cheney's sock puppet. K9 is on patrol tonight.
Photos courtesy of Zombietime.